He's a boy, dagnabit!

I am consistently frustrated when people mistake Noah for a girl.  Being sensitive to the colorblind and the visually impaired, I want you to know that I understand and I am not mad at you.  But for the rest of you, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE?

Other than the fact that Noah really does look like a boy and most certainly acts like a boy (he can't sit still for longer than 10 seconds), do you really not see what he is wearing?  When a baby is wearing blue, that is your social cue that the baby is a boy!!!  Sure, girls can wear blue too, but unless the baby is wearing a blue dress or has a blue ribbon in its hair, I would strongly recommend you guess boy first.
Another social clue is if a baby is wearing non-pink sports paraphernalia, I would guess boy first also.  When we were at Noah's first baseball game, a kind lady asked me, "how old is she?"  Now, I was kind to her and gently let her know that my Noah was a boy (especially since I did not know about her visual aptitude), but in my head I was screaming, "He is wearing a blue, green, and yellow outfit on with a baseball mitt in the center of his shirt, how could you confuse his sex???"  After gently informing this lady that my Noah was a boy, she responded, "Oh, you must get that a lot."  I just shook my head in agreement as to not offend and said, "Yeah, because he is so cute."  I don't really 'get that a lot' but it's just enough to get under my skin.  I could understand the confusion if I dressed Noah in a purple tutu, but other than that I just don't get it.
Lastly, if a baby has a boy name, guess boy first.  One day, before Noah was born, a friend of ours asked if Brandon and I had a name yet.  We did and we were sharing, so we said "Noah Michael."  Our friend responded, "Hmmm...Noah Michael, so is it a boy or a girl?"
Um, gee, I wonder.  I know there are names out there that could go either way, but Noah Michael to my knowledge is not one of them.  Come on people, do we live on the same planet?
To sum up, my son is a boy and you annoy me if you mistakenly think otherwise.  If you aren't sure of his sex, just say, "You have a cute baby," then I won't know if you are a moron or not.